I could cut him.

My brother.

He sent me a text message saying he needed help with a bill. I called him. I asked him why didn't he just call instead of texting. He said he didn't know. Could it be that he was begging like a punk.

I asked him what bill he needed help with. His car insurance. This is the same guy who went to one of those got a job, got credit places and got an SUV "for the same payment as the little." FOR TWICE THE AMOUNT OF TIME, DUMMY!

He's had some accidents and some speeding tickets.

I asked him who else he sent the text to. He said mommy and daddy.

I asked him what made him think I had money. He said maybe I'd like to help.

I reminded him that he made more than me and that my "income" was really just a living stipend.

He's saying help like he's raising money for starving children.

I think a member of a 2-income household should be able to pay their car insurance

He said he's not not working this summer. I reminded him that that was by choice.

GTFOWTBS!

My dad gave him the money.

Brother calls a few days later saying his wife interviewed for a job making more money and that they'd be moving up or whatever.

I said I hope you can figure out a way to pay your car insurance.

My brother is really good and sweet but he drives me crazy, I swear!

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE THINKING THAT HE'S OLDER THAN ME!!!

as if.